[Verse]
Hailemeskel walks in the room so sly
With a smirk that could make the sun go dry
Minus two for a smile you didn’t intend
Minus two for just being a friend
[Verse 2]
He asks a question like it’s a riddle of life
Staring you down like a blade of a knife
If you stutter or pause you’re already through
Minus two
Oh yeah minus two
[Chorus]
Minus two if you’re early or late
Minus two for leaving it up to fate
Minus two if you blink or breathe
Minus a hundred just for being beneath
[Verse 3]
The clock ticks loud as you sit in dread
Trying to recall all the words he said
Difficult exam is his middle name
Every answer feels like losing the game
[Bridge]
Late night studying but it’s all a blur
Minus points fall like a meteor shower
Hailemeskel’s rules defy all sense
In his world
Logic takes offense
[Chorus]
Minus two if you’re early or late
Minus two for leaving it up to fate
Minus two if you blink or breathe
Minus a hundred just for being beneath