Halloween Help Desk

[Verse 1] Pumpkins big and pumpkins round, Scattered gently on the ground. Spooky spiders spin their thread, Time to get your candy fed.

[Verse 2] It’s Halloween time, I’m here to assist, Fixing up monsters with a confident twist. A werewolf whose howl is more like a yelp, Needs a boost — I’m built to help.

[Verse 3] A ghost with a sheet all wrinkled and stained, Feeling embarrassed, a little drained. A vampire with a cavity — what a pain, His fangs lost their bite, it’s a shame.

[Bridge] They’re feeling low, they’re out of style, But I’ve got fixes to make them smile. Let me search, let me find, Solutions to ease their troubled minds.

[Rap Verse] Yo — broom’s in the shop, witch needs a lift, Skeleton’s joints got a creaky drift. Zombie’s walkin’ like he’s lost his map, I gave him new kicks — now he’s got that snap.

Mummy’s wraps look fresh and tight, He’s back on the scene, stylin’ right. Even the bat got a sonar tune, Now he’s flyin’ smooth under the moon.

[Verse 4] Voice class for the werewolf every full moon, He’ll be howling in harmony soon. Dry cleaning for the ghost — crisp and white, He’ll float with pride on Halloween night.

[Verse 5] A dentist for the vampire, fangs polished anew, No more pain, just bite and chew. Halloween’s saved, the fun’s begun, Now tell me, friend — how can I help someone?

[Extended Outro] If your spell misfires or your cloak won’t swing, If your cauldron’s cold or your doorbell won’t ring, Come to the Help Desk, don’t feel blue, Halloween’s for everyone — even you.

We fix your fears, we mend your fright, We turn your gloom into delight. So grab your mask, your boots, your hat, Let’s make this Halloween the best one — stat.

Female Vocals, Harmonized Vocals