Startup Groove

[Verse]
Woke up with a spark
No blueprint in hand
Now I'm pitching like crazy
The Startup Stan brand
Thought I’d just find a desk
A quiet retreat
But I walked into the buzz
Where the hustlers meet

[Chorus]
Boom—coworking vibes
Ideas in the air
Everyone’s a genius
Or they fake it
I swear
Boom—coworking vibes
Caffeine overload
Dreams on sticky notes
The next episode

[Verse 2]
Whiteboards on fire
Markers running dry
Talking innovation while my funds say goodbye
Networking ninjas with their card-flipping flair
I mumble my pitch
And they just stop and stare

[Prechorus]
I say
"It’s disruptive
" they nod with a grin
"Scalable? Oh yeah
" I lie once again

[Chorus]
Boom—coworking vibes
Ideas in the air
Everyone’s a genius
Or they fake it
I swear
Boom—coworking vibes
Caffeine overload
Dreams on sticky notes
The next episode

[Bridge]
I’ll pivot
I’ll pivot
Till the stars align
My pitch deck’s a mess
But the logo looks fine
Angel investors
Give me a sign
Or at least a latte—no sugar
Just time