Einstein’s Lost Bra

(Verse 1)
Albert stepped off the rocket in style,
A guest of Musk on a secret isle.
With Epstein's shadow casting its gloom,
Theories of relativity met a different room.

His hair was wild, his mind was sharp,
But something odd was about to start.
A wardrobe malfunction, a twist of fate,
Set Einstein on a journey that was truly great.

(Chorus)
Oh, Einstein, where’d your bra go?
Lost it on the island where secrets flow.
Was it science or scandal that set it free?
A cosmic riddle for eternity.

(Verse 2)
Elon laughed and poured some wine,
"Relax, Al, you’ll do just fine!"
But Einstein fumed, his face was red,
“This isn’t physics—it’s something else instead!”

He searched the lab, the beach, the shore,
Pondered equations, but still unsure.
In the quantum realm, did it drift away?
Or did the strings of time just come to play?

(Chorus)
Oh, Einstein, where’d your bra go?
Lost it on the island where secrets flow.
Was it science or scandal that set it free?
A cosmic riddle for eternity.

(Bridge)
Theories collided, the stars aligned,
Black holes spun in his troubled mind.
Epstein smirked from the edge of the dock,
While Elon said, “Bro, just think outside the box!”

(Verse 3)
But Einstein laughed, a light in his eyes,
“This paradox is no surprise.
A bra misplaced, a mystery untamed,
Another challenge in the spacetime game!”

With a wink to Musk and a nod to the shore,
He grabbed his notebook and began to explore.
“This bra’s not lost, it’s merely displaced,
In a multiverse where lace has its space.”

(Chorus)
Oh, Einstein, where’d your bra go?
Lost it on the island where secrets flow.
Was it science or scandal that set it free?
A cosmic riddle for eternity.

(Outro)
So if you see a genius on the run,
Chasing mysteries under the sun,
Remember the day the cosmos paused—
For Einstein’s bra and a round of applause.

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