Camping troubles

[Verse]
He sat on the throne feeling stuck and dry
A goofy ahh tear rolled from his eye
He reached for the pills in a desperate chase
Hoping for relief in this awkward place

[Chorus]
Oh poo pills save the day
Flush the troubles all away
The goofy cries no more tonight
The floors
Though
Didn’t survive the fight

[Verse 2]
The first pill hit like a ticking clock
His belly rumbled with a sudden shock
He leaped up quick but it was too late
A slippery mess sealed his fate

[Chorus]
Oh poo pills save the day
Flush the troubles all away
The goofy cries no more tonight
The floors
Though
Didn’t survive the fight

[Bridge]
He slipped and slid
A comical plight
Cleaning up his own brown fight
But through the chaos
He found his grin
The battle of the bowels he’d surely win

[Verse 3]
Now he keeps a mop always near
And he laughs at his poop-pilled fear
Lesson learned in a messy spree
The goofy cries brought hilarity

Funny rap