Don't do it!!

(Verse 1)
Hey there buddy, listen close,
I’ve got some wisdom everyone should know.
Curiosity can take its toll,
If you poke around in the wrong little hole.

(Pre-Chorus)
You might think you’re slick, you might think you’re bold,
But when you’re sniffin’ that finger, it never gets old.

(Chorus)
Don’t stick your finger where it doesn’t go,
It’ll smell and God will know.
You’ll be sittin’ there with your guilty face,
Tryin’ to scrub away the disgrace.
Don’t stick your finger where it doesn’t belong,
It’s nasty, funky, foul, and wrong!

(Verse 2)
One time Dave thought he’d be brave,
Stuck his finger in the gravy cave.
Now every time he waves hello,
People gag ‘cause they all know.

(Pre-Chorus)
You can’t unsmell what you discover,
Your dirty little secret you can’t cover!

(Chorus)
Don’t stick your finger where it doesn’t go,
It’ll smell and God will know.
Keep those digits nice and clean,
Don’t go pokin’ things obscene.
Don’t stick your finger where it shouldn’t be,
Save yourself embarrassment, trust me!

(Bridge)
It’s a tale as old as time,
It ain’t a victimless crime.
A moment’s thrill, a lifetime shame,
When your finger’s never smelling the same.

(Chorus)
Don’t stick your finger where it doesn’t go,
It’ll smell and God will know.
Use your brain before you reach,
That’s the moral I’m here to teach.
Don’t stick your finger where it doesn’t belong,
It’s gross, it’s weird—it’s just plain wrong!

(Outro)
So heed this song, be wise and slow,
Don’t stick your finger where it doesn’t go!

If you’d like, I can tweak it to be dirtier, cleaner, or even more absurd!

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