She don’t like

it’s the wasp in the jam, it’s the price of the shopping
The blot on the landscape
the cloud in the sky, or the fly in the ointment
Another thing that she just hates..

give the girl a hug then put her out to grass
Feel sorry for the bug, the one that's up her ass
We're pulling out the plug, we're turning on the gas
We're turning on the gas

And she don't like accents and she don't like ironing
And she don't like Sundays but she still likes dancing
Yeah she still likes dancing

it’s the frog in the throat, or the spot on the forehead
The crack in the window pane
the leak in the roof, or the weed in the rose-bed
The bus in the outside lane

So have an honest chat, dont try to call her bluff
Play an annoying song, yeah really piss her off
Cos everything is wrong and nothing's good enough
It won't be good enough

And she don't like accents and she don't like ironing
And she don't like Sundays but she still likes dancing
And she don't like your face and she won't die laughing

So chuck it and run, she'll only make you mad
Just go and have some fun, yeah the best you've ever had
say "Shoot me with a gun if I ever get like that
Please don't let me get like that"

And she don't like accents and she don't like ironing
And she don't like Sundays but she still likes dancing
And she don't like your face and she won't die laughing.
And she don’t like the way you’re standing.

Alternative style song in a modern melodic emotional pop style with female vocals