Blurb

My wife left me for my dog
& I hit my other dog with my tractor
So now I have to jack off
With the spit from my chewin' to backer
I lost one of my boots
& the other one is on the wrong foot
Pawned the title for my truck to buy more meth
No things ain't looking good

Now I'm jacking off to old reruns of Hee Haw
& when I blow my load I like to yell "yee haw!"

So I scrape some dog shit off my boot
& I fry it up for my supper
Earlier today I met a new woman
& we both have the same mother
Took her on a date in my old broke down truck
But I puked on her pussy, it smelled like the garbage dump
& I had to break it off cause she keeps sleeping with our brother
I'll just go down to the truck stop & pick me up another.

Now I'm jacking off to old reruns of Hee Haw
& when I blow my load I like to yell "yee haw!"
Yeah I'm jacking off to old reruns of Hee Haw
& Mama's Family too
But hey y'all, yee haw!!!

Yee haw!!!

Country, Blues