WHISTLE WETTER (Corner Shop AC/DC)

[Intro – Spoken/Growled over electric build-up]
YEEAAHHH...
She came out burnin’ — trottin’ like a shot!
Corner Shop Syndicate — GOIN’ HOT!

[Verse 1 – Fast, choppy phrasing like “Thunder!”]
Whistle!
Whistle Wetter on the line—
Boots were poundin’, lookin’ fine!
Eyes like fire, chest held high—
She broke the gate and kissed the sky!

Trottin' like a legend, lean and mean,
Straight from the boys with a six-pack dream!
No gold chains, just racing pride—
Mare from the shop with the gods on her side!

[Chorus – Shouted like "Thunderstruck!"]
? WHISTLE! (yeah yeah)
? WETTER! (whoa-oh!)
Trottin’ QUEEN!
? WHISTLE!
? WETTER!
Corner Shop Dream!

? (Instrumental break — guitar solo)

[Verse 2]
Boys in the pub yellin’ loud and crude—
“Put down ya pint, she’s in the mood!”
Roundin’ the bend, she starts to fly,
With hooves like hammers and lightning thighs!

Pints were spillin’, boots were stomped,
One bloke cried when she hit the top!
She didn’t break—she took the track,
With a tail like a whip and the wind at her back!

[Chorus – Repeat & escalate]
? WHISTLE!
? WETTER!
Heart attack speed!
? WHISTLE!
? WETTER!
Corner Shop steed!

[Bridge – Break it down with a slow, heavy riff]
? She ain’t no show pony, she’s born to roll,
She trots for the thrill and the glory goal.
From the mud to the moon, she takes her shot—
One mare, one syndicate — give it all you got!

[Final Chorus – Double-time, crowd-shouting]
? WHISTLE! (yeah yeah)
? WETTER! (let’s go!)
Corner Shop Queen!
? WHISTLE!
? WETTER!
She owns this scene!

? WHISTLE!
? WETTER!
Pints in the air!
? WHISTLE!
? WETTER!
Long live the mare!

[Outro – Chant over guitar fade-out]
? WETTER! WETTER! WETTER!
? Corner Shop Mare!
? WETTER! WETTER! WETTER!
Trottin’ without a care!

To the rhythm and feel of AC/DC’s Thunderstruck, Rock, Aggressive, Dreamy, Male Vocals, Bass, Drums, Electric Guitar, Keyboard