Scott With The Dad Jokes

[Verse 1]
He walks in the room like a walking pun
Got three bad jokes before breakfast is done
Says
"I used to be a baker
But I couldn’t make enough dough"
Then laughs at himself like a late-night show (c’mon, Dad)

Clay on his shirt and clay in his hair
Sculpting little dragons on the kitchen chair
Says
"I’m very kiln-t-hearted" then grins so wide
I’m like
"That was terrible"
He’s beaming with pride

[Chorus]
That’s my dad Scott
King of the groans
Dropping dad jokes like they’re precious stones
Snapchat filters
Double chin crown
Sending me selfies just to make me frown
He’s a masterpiece maker
Comedy pro
Every bad punchline steals the show
Yeah
That’s my dad Scott
Can’t be stopped
From the sculpting bench to the photo crop (hey!)

[Verse 2]
He’ll say
"I’m reading a book on anti-gravity"
"Can’t put it down"—pure chaos
Pure majesty
Poses like a model with a dog-face mask
Screenshots everything like it’s serious art class

Turns his nose to a rainbow
Eyes to stars
Says
"I finally look how I feel in my heart"
Adds a caption
"Still better looking than you"
Honestly? He’s right
But I’ll never admit that’s true (nope)

[Chorus]
That’s my dad Scott
King of the groans
Dropping dad jokes like they’re precious stones
Snapchat filters
Baby-face glow
Rocking purple freckles at the grocery store
He’s a masterpiece maker
Comedy pro
Every bad punchline steals the show
Yeah
That’s my dad Scott
Can’t be stopped
From the sculpting bench to the photo crop

[Bridge]
[Beat drops to claps and bass]
He says
"I used to hate facial hair"
"But then it grew on me" (oh come on, man)
"Did you hear the rumor about butter?"
"Well
I’m not spreading it" (I can’t with you)

Then he winks
"I’m just trying to mold you"
Like those clay cups stacked by the old shoe
Dad
You’re a joke
You’re a gem
You’re my crew
Every bad line just makes you
Way more you

[Chorus]
That’s my dad Scott
King of the groans
Dropping dad jokes like they’re precious stones
Snapchat filters
Halo and wings
Doing duck lips while his phone still rings
He’s a masterpiece maker
Comedy pro
Every bad punchline steals the show
Yeah
That’s my dad Scott
I got lucky a lot
You’re my favorite bad joke I ever got (oh yeah)