Haulin' Ass (Can't Drink Her Skinny)

[Verse 1]
Pulled up to the bar in my old Ford truck,
Hank on the jukebox, feelin' my luck.
Ordered a round, then another two,
Eyes locked on a gal in a size 22.

[Chorus]
You can drink her pretty, but you can't drink her skinny,
Throwin' back shots, spendin' every penny.
When the lights come up, and you're outta cash,
You might just find yourself haulin' ass.

[Verse 2]
She had a laugh like a diesel, loud and rough,
Said, "Boy, you think you're man enough?"
I leaned in close, said, "Let's take a chance,"
But what I found later made me quit romance.

[Prechorus]
Whiskey blind, ain't always wise,
You can't unsee what you realize.

[Chorus]
You can drink her pretty, but you can't drink her skinny,
Throwin' back shots, spendin' every penny.
When the truth hits hard, and you're outta gas,
You might just find yourself haulin' ass.

[Bridge]
Well, I sobered up faster than a freight train rolls,
When I hit a curve in the truth untold.
Sometimes the wet spot ain't what you thought,
Lessons like that, man, they can't be bought.