William Wallace the Wiener Whacker

[Verse 1]
William Wallace the wiener whacker
Scrolls so fast
He’s a finger slapper
Reposts clips like a glitchy bot
Every single one
“yo this is hot”

[Chorus]
William Wallace
Wiener whacker (hey!)
King of copy
Serial stacker
Hits that share like it’s a religion
Every video
Wishing he was Mel Gibson
William Wallace
Wiener whacker (whoa!)
Zero chill and a budget actor
Shouting “FREEDOM!” at his own reflection
Still wishing he was Mel Gibson

[Verse 2]
Got fake blue paint from the dollar rack
Yells movie quotes on his Taco Bell break
Phone in his face like a mirror throne
Only Braveheart he’s got is his ringtone

[Chorus]
William Wallace
Wiener whacker (hey!)
King of copy
Serial stacker
Hits that share like it’s a religion
Every video
Wishing he was Mel Gibson
William Wallace
Wiener whacker (whoa!)
Main feed menace
Cringe collector
Shouting “FREEDOM!” at his own reflection
Still wishing he was Mel Gibson