RL TOURNY 1

(Rocket League Tournament Rap Anthem)

[Intro – Crowd]

BANG! BANG! BANG!
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AYE!
AYE!
AYE!

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[Verse 1]

Yeah,

Whole squad rolled in, game face locked,
Controllers plugged in, watch the lobby get rocked,
Everybody talking till the countdown starts,
Then they're missing open nets and they're falling apart.

Pressure on heavy but Phoenix don't crack,
Sits back calm while he's reading attacks,
Never gets rattled, never chases the play,
Just waits for the mistake then he takes it away.

Meanwhile me and Lachlan got a different idea,
Forget the damn scoreboard, bring the violence in here,
Demo tag season, hear the engines scream,
Half the other squad looking lost on the screen.

BOOM!

Goalie's gone.

BOOM!

Now the second man's dead.

BOOM!

Third guy panicking inside his own head.

[Hook]

BANG! BANG! BANG!
Hear the crowd lose control,
Everybody screaming while we're taking their souls.

BANG! BANG! BANG!
Whole arena going nuts,
Boost tanks empty but we never let up.

BANG! BANG! BANG!
Tell 'em welcome to the show,
Tournament pressure got 'em moving too slow.

[Verse 2]

Then Luke walks in with the lolly on deck,
Everybody in the lobby showing zero respect.

Big mistake.

Cause the second that sucker gets put in his mouth,
It's a natural disaster and you're heading south.

Flip resets.
Double taps.
Ceiling shots.
Fast breaks.

Nobody knows how the hell he creates.

One minute normal,
Next minute he's cracked,
Dropping four goals while the whole team's stacked.

Commentators yelling,
"What is this guy on?"

Bro's powered by sugar and a watermelon bomb.

Defense looking terrified,
Nobody's keen,
Cause Luke's in beast mode and he's farming the scene.

[Bridge]

Crowd getting louder.

Heartbeats racing.

Phoenix still calm while the rest are chasing.

Rhys says:
"Lachy, get ready."

Lachlan says:
"Say less."

Next thing you hear is another car wreck.

BOOM!

[Final Verse]

Yeah,

Last game.
Zero seconds.
Championship night.

Everybody sweating under stadium lights.

Ball in the air,
Whole crowd standing.

One clean touch got the building chanting.

Phoenix rotates.
Luke takes flight.
Lachlan hunting demos on the right.

I'm charging full speed with the boost maxed out,
Front flip straight through the goalie route.

Crowd erupts.

Controllers shaking.

Other team's mental completely breaking.

Confetti falls and the trophy's raised,
Whole squad legendary, forever engraved.

[Final Hook]

BANG! BANG! BANG!
Hear the crowd lose control,
Everybody screaming while we're taking their souls.

BANG! BANG! BANG!
Rocket-powered warfare,
Leave another demo smoking in the air.

BANG! BANG! BANG!
Yeah the whole squad came,
Phoenix, Luke, Lachlan, Rhys—
Remember the names.

BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!

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