"Shitty Situation Blues"

(Verse 1)
Well I woke up this mornin' with the rent overdue,
Truck won't start and my woman done left too.
Boss man yelled, said "you're late again,"
Lord, I'm lower than a busted ballpoint pen.

(Chorus)
But if the hair on your butthole can thrive and grow
In a shitty situation without sunlight's glow,
Well honey, so can you, so can I,
We’ll make it through if we give it one more try.
Yeah, if that little tuft don't need no sunshine to survive,
There's hope for this ol' country boy to keep his dreams alive.

(Verse 2)
Mama always said, "Son, life's a dirt road,
Full o' potholes and a heavy load."
But even weeds gonna push through the cracks,
And stubborn roots don't know how to turn back.

(Chorus)(Funky bass groove with syncopated claps and smooth keys)
'Cause if the hair on your butthole can thrive and grow
In a shitty situation without sunlight's glow,
Well darlin', so can you, so can me,
We'll bloom like dandelions, wild and free.
Yeah, if that little patch ain't ever seen the sky,
You can bet your boots this ol' boy's too ornery to die.

(Bridge)(Guitar solo bursts, drum fills racing, roaring with crowd energy)
Now Merle and Waylon, they'd understand,
You gotta be tough to make it in this land.
When life hands you manure, plant a rose,
That’s just how a country heartache goes.

(Last Chorus)
So if the hair on your butthole can thrive and grow
In a shitty situation where the sun don't show,
Then pick yourself up, dust off your pride,
And thank the Lord for that hairy countryside.
Yeah, if it can make it in the dark down there,
You and me both got a fightin’ prayer!

Swamp blues, Gritty slide guitar, harmonica solos, heavy reverb, humid atmosphere, raspy male vocals, mysterious and sultry mood, 140 BPM, hypnotic, dangerous, “Instruments: deep drums, 808 bass, slide guitar, organ, subtle choir, nature ambience.” “Vibe reference: dark R&B