5B Is Too Loud

[Verse 1]
Walk in late to 5B
Chairs already on the floor
Someone’s standing on the desk
There’s paper stuck to the door
Pencils fly like rockets
Someone’s doing fake kung fu
Mr. Brown’s grinning in the chaos
Says
“This is why I teach you”

[Chorus]
’Cause 5B is too loud
Too loud
Windows shake when we all shout
Every day feels like a crowd
We’re the kids they warned about
Yeah
5B is too loud
Too loud
But we kinda like it that way
Too wild to be shut down
5B all the way

[Verse 2]
Soapie raised her hand up
Halo over her head
Mr. Brown said
“Extra credit”
She believed every word he said
Then he checked the scoreboard
Smiled big
Spun it around
Eighty-five dojo points just vanished
He yelled
“Scammed!” and bowed to the crowd (hey!)

[Chorus]
’Cause 5B is too loud
Too loud
Windows shake when we all shout
Every day feels like a crowd
We’re the kids they warned about
Yeah
5B is too loud
Too loud
But we kinda like it that way
Ask Soapie and Mr. Brown
We’re the chaos in his day

[Bridge]
Soapie’s shouting
“Pay me back!”
We’re all pounding on the desks (hey!)
Mr. Brown just laughs and says
“Guess you’ll have to pass a test”
We’re a storm inside this room
He’s the captain laughing proud
Call it crazy
Call it school
Call it 5B
Way too loud

[Chorus]
Yeah
5B is too loud
Too loud
Windows shake when we all shout
Mr. Brown
You’re crazy proud
Of the monsters you let out
Yeah
5B is too loud
Too loud
But we’ll scream it anyway
Eighty-five points gone down
Still we’re 5B all the way (all the way!)