Mason sowards

(Verse 1)Mr. Stapleton, oh, he’s acting so strangeIn the band room, boy, he’s acting derangedHiding the trombones, stealing the reedsDoing all sorts of devious deedsHe’s lurking by the percussion, lurking by the doorPutting shiny glitter on the saxophone floorHe cackles to himself, a silent little tuneThen he grabs his coat and leaves the room.(Chorus)Now the band is standing out in the hallConfused and furious, staring at the wallWhere is Stapleton? What did he do?We can't have rehearsal, we haven't a clue!Oh, the band room’s quiet, the lights are down lowWhat’s Mr. Stapleton doing? We really wanna know!(Verse 2)The trumpet section whispers, "Let's take a peek!"They look inside and it’s a terrifying streakThe room is filled with goo! Goop from wall to wall!Tuba cases drowning, it’s covering it allIt’s gloopy, it’s goopy, it’s a sticky, thick messWhat’s inside the room is causing great stress!(Chorus)Now the band is standing out in the hallConfused and furious, staring at the wallWhere is Stapleton? What did he do?We can't have rehearsal, we haven't a clue!Oh, the band room’s quiet, the lights are down lowWhat’s Mr. Stapleton doing? We really wanna know!(Bridge)The flutes say, "Let’s look," the clarinets say, "No!"But they walk right into the sticky, thick goopThey decide to take a scoop, yeah, they take a scoopTo see what’s in this crazy band room loopThey pick it up, it’s shiny, it’s slimeThey’re wasting all of their rehearsal time!(Bridge - Slower, tense)They look at the spoon, the color is insaneIt makes them feel a little bit of painIt’s neon, it’s toxic, it’s quite a scene...They gasp and they scream...IT’S BRIGHT! NEON! GREEN!(Chorus - Faster)Now the band is screaming out in the hallConfused and terrified, staring at the wallWhere is Stapleton? What did he do?He turned the band room into goopy stew!Oh, the band room’s quiet, the lights are down lowWhat’s Mr. Stapleton doing? WE REALLY WANNA KNOW!(Outro)(Spoken, whispered)"It's green...""It's everywhere...""Where's my mouthpiece?"(Sneaky cackle fades out)Mr. Stapleton!

Slap Bass, muted trumpet, synth whine, baritone saxophone, sudden percussion crashes,, Moderate (125 BPM) The bridge (80 BPM), final chorus (140 BPM), mischievous and chaotic, tense and dramatic, choruses - the students, the verses Mr.stapletons shadow