Return of CobWeb Man

[Verse 1]
Cobweb Man left home at dawn
With a carpenter belt and garden tongs
Wearing yellow swimming goggles and a bright red velvet cape

He taped two jars to a broken broom
Grabbed a hot-glue gun
Said, "Tonight I'm saving this whole block soon"
Then thought to himself "Every time I step outside, my courage starts to wobble" [guitar riff]
He tripped on the curb, hit the bakery sign
Sent jam and flour through a burglar line
[guitar - wah-wah fx]
His mask was a sock with a printed star
Somehow it made him look brave from afar

[Bridge]
He said, "Watch this, I got a plan"
Then things soon turned upside down in his own two hands
The burglars laughed, the crowd all gasped
He waved his arms and his web shot fast

[Verse2]
With a net built from screen door thread,
A grocery store scanner and a rusted hinge
He aimed too high, hit a fruit cart first
Sent apples in flight through the open night

The head criminal then inexpectedly slipped on a puddle of apple sauce!
Right into jail with a shouted applause
Cobweb Man blinked, said, "Did I do that?"
The whole street cheered where the thugs layed flat
Thats CobWeb man with just another master plan

[Pre-Chorus]
He said, "I don't know how it worked"
Grease on his cheek, sleeve torn at the cuff
Sirens came and the windows shook
But the whole block knew who showed up

[Chorus]
Cobweb Man, he's got no plan
But he'll fight the dark across the land
Cobweb Man, with dust and might
He's gonna make it through the night
He gets knocked down, but rises tall
Cobweb Man stands for us all!

[Verse3]
In his basement lab, he's got a vision
A ludicrous skeme he somehow executes with dumb-luck precision
Puts on a a thrift-store suit and tinfoil helmet
With gadgets that fizz and pop all around
CobWeb Man's here, but he often falls short [guitar - wah-wah]

[Pre-Chorus]
CobWeb Man, the hero in disguise
With a laugh and a stumble, he’ll rise to the skies
Though his plans are absurd, and he always misses
In his fumbling efforts, evil's fate he dismisses

[Chorus]
CobWeb Man, CobWeb Man
Falling straight through every misguided plan
CobWeb Man, CobWeb Man
Somehow saves the day again

[Bridge]
Late night scream, the sky goes wild
He staggers in like a confused child
One last gadget, one last fail
A paper kite and a leaking pail

It spins, it swings, it locks the gate
The evil crew meets their own bad fate
He shrugs and winks, all bruised but bright
Somehow the fool won another fight

[Chorus]
Cobweb Man, he's got no plan
But he'll fight the dark across the land
Cobweb Man, with dust and might
He's gonna make it through the night
He gets knocked down, but rises tall
Cobweb Man stands for us all!

[Breakdown]
CobWeb Man, CobWeb Man
With a broom and a sticky hand
CobWeb Man, CobWeb Man
Our worst but favorite hero in the land

[Outro]
He shoots in the dark
He misses the mark
He slips, he falls
But saves us all
Cobweb Man, (Cobweb Man)
The city's hero, on purpose? never planned
Cobweb Man, Cobweb Man
Lucky disaster, taking a stand

CobWeb Man, (CobWeb Man)
CobWeb Man, (CobWeb Man)
Yeah

Power Pop, 1970's Glam rock, 1980s sleaze rock, 1970's Garage/riff rock, 2000s garage/power-pop bounce, hip-hop song sung and rapped by a solo male vocalist with an energetic delivery, over synthesizer, drums, bass, and electronic percussion; upbeat, A punchy power pop track with swagger, kicking off with fuzzed-out guitars, springy bass, and dry, palm-muted riffs over crisp, tight drums, Quirky keyboard stabs add flair to each verse, The chorus surges with stacked, expressive male vocals, wide, crunchy chords, and anthemic hooks, The bridge dives into playful psychedelia, blending bent guitar notes and progressive keyboard layers before returning to a big, triumphant final chorus, Male Vocals