Left man

Liberal


Im sensitive. not afraid to cry
Women know that im a nice guy
None of that toxic masculinity
Male feminism is my strategy.
Being poly is the best way to be alive
My wife's boyfriend bought me a p s five.
Her body count is high but i'll never shame her
Me and my step kids are best friend gamers
But I could not believe my fate
When all our kids came out as straight
Accidentally raising some sis men
When we were hoping they'd all transition.



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We've all seen what those maga do
That's why a leftist man is better than you
Women be honest I know your plan
Cuz every girl's crazy for a liberal man.


We white men have ruined this land
Its time for women to try their hand
Thats why im making preparations
To start paying back those reparations.
We need police to stop messing with minorities
And focus on making sure no one offends me
Those right wing people are in the churches
But Im going on the protest circuit
Every weekend I march in the streets
Im gonna change the world with a viral tweet
No kings no data centers No ice no debate
So many causes i cant keep em straight
We havent changed a single law yet
But this protest will be the one i bet
We just want the world to he fair
Eat the rich and kill the billionaires
Standing up for everyone's rights
So get those a. i. clankers outta my sight!
Tearing down statues and race swapping movies all day
(Put a chick in, make her gay!)

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Lets go do this nation good
Gentrify every neighborhood
Women be honest I know your plan
Cuz every girl's crazy for a liberal man.



Meat is murder, im a vegan you see
With a gluten and nut allergy
My egos strong there is no finer
I only eat at local minority owned diners
Virtual signaling is how I discuss
I support l g b t q plus (way plus!)
So come on down dont be a stranger
Come join me in my echo chamber
Be atheist come to your senses
Support abortions and a life of no consequences
You'll find our side is wise and deft
Come join us here on the deep left!

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Come on check out my twink bod
And enter our Circle firing squad
Women be honest I know your plan
Cuz every girl's crazy for a liberal man!

Inspirational, Motivational, Playful, Classic Rock, Male Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, , Ukulele, Fast (120-168 BPM)