Scammers Better Beware

[Verse 1]
You call at dinner with a practiced little pitch
Claim my parcel’s stuck, then ask me for a PIN
I set the kettle down, put on my Sunday voice
“Tell me more,” I say, like you’ve given me a choice
You’ve got a badge number, a deadline, and a script
I’ve got all the time you thought you’d make me give

[Pre-Chorus]
You want a little panic, want a little cash
I’ve got a pen, a notebook, and a memory that lasts

[Chorus]
Ring ring scammers do their thing
We enjoy the calls just to drive them up a wall
We can play the game just the same
We clip what they say and then drive them insane
F bomb here, F bomb there
If you only know, we don’t care
So scammers better beware

[Verse 2]
“Can you hear me clearly?” “Loud and clear, my friend”
You explain the gift card code; I ask you to start again
You say the bank is calling, say my account’s at risk
I ask which branch you’re calling from; you vanish in a hiss
The little red light blinks; the kettle starts to sing
You’ve spent ten minutes selling me absolutely nothing

[Pre-Chorus]
You want a little panic, want a little cash
I’ve got a long afternoon and a list of questions fast

[Chorus]
Ring ring scammers do their thing
We enjoy the calls just to drive them up a wall
We can play the game just the same
We clip what they say and then drive them insane
F bomb here, F bomb there
If you only know, we don’t care
So scammers better beware

[Bridge]
Say your name, say your company
Say why you need my birthday
Say it slowly, spell it twice
Funny how you’re gone by the time I’m nice
We don’t send codes, we don’t click links
We save the proof and tell our friends

[Final Chorus]
Ring ring scammers do their thing
We enjoy the calls just to drive them up a wall
We can play the game just the same
We clip what they say and then drive them insane
F bomb here, F bomb there
If you only know, we don’t care
So scammers better beware
Ring ring, try your luck again
We’ll keep you talking till you hang up then

[Outro]
So scammers better beware
We’re still here
We’re still here

Upbeat garage-rock comedy anthem with punchy power-pop hooks, brisk straight-ahead drums, crunchy palm-muted electric guitars opening into broad ringing chords, bouncy bass, and occasional handclaps. Start with a clipped guitar-and-voice verse, lift into a tight pre-chorus, then hit a loud chantable chorus; add a half-time bridge with call-and-response ad-libs before the final double chorus. Confident, mischievous lead vocal with conversational phrasing, gang shouts on the hook, raw lively band-room energy, clear vocal-forward mix.