Logan Is Cooked

[Intro]
Ayo, Logan…
You might wanna leave the room for this one 💀

[Verse 1]
Logan walks in like he owns the whole place,
Five minutes later, we’re embarrassed for his face,
Talks like a champion, acts like a king,
But bro couldn’t win a coin toss if we let him pick the thing.
He says “I’m him” — bro, who told you that?
Your biggest achievement is surviving a group chat,
Always got excuses, always got a reason,
Bro changes his story more than the weather every season.

[Chorus]
Logan is cooked (cooked)
Logan is cooked (cooked)
He came in loud, now it’s looking spooky
Logan is cooked (cooked)
Logan is cooked (cooked)
All that talk, and the facts still moved me

[Verse 2]
You step in too proud, but the room don’t clap,
Every flex you got feels like a reused trap,
You point at the throne like it’s already yours,
Then trip over your words at the front of the door.
“I got it” you say, then you don’t deliver,
Big talk gets cold when the truth start shiver,
We all seen the act, we all seen the mask,
Now the whole damn table got one question to ask—

[Chorus]
Logan is cooked (cooked)
Logan is cooked (cooked)
He came in loud, now it’s looking spooky
Logan is cooked (cooked)
Logan is cooked (cooked)
All that talk, and the facts still moved me

[Bridge]
Say less, stand still,
When the crowd goes quiet, that’s the real deal,
No cape, no crown,
Just a lot of noise and a big letdown

[Chorus]
Logan is cooked (cooked)
Logan is cooked (cooked)
He came in loud, now it’s looking spooky
Logan is cooked (cooked)
Logan is cooked (cooked)
All that talk, and the facts still moved me

Boom-bap diss rap with a bouncy swung drum loop and dusty snare crack; verse rides on sparse bass and chopped vocal stabs, pre-chorus strips to handclaps and a tense chant, chorus hits with gang shouts and a repeating hook phrase. Lead vocal is sharp and close-mic with ad-lib doubles, delay throws on punchlines, and a reversed riser plus record scratch bridge the sections. Bright, gritty, front-loaded mix.