Stan in the Pan

[Verse 1]
There once was a guy named Stan
He lived his whole life in a pan
Tiny pillow by the handle
Fan by the lid
Said
"Guess I'm a stir-fry kid" (hey!)

[Chorus]
Big pig
Big pig
Chomps the man
That man’s name was Stan
Lived in a pan in the county of Japan
Big pig burps and he licks his hand

[Verse 2]
Stan cooked noodles
Stan cooked rice
Shared with the pig when he felt nice
One day pig said
"You smell grand"
Opened up wide and he ate poor Stan (oh no!)

[Chorus]
Big pig
Big pig
Chomps the man
That man’s name was Stan
Lived in a pan in the county of Japan
Big pig burps and he licks his hand

[Bridge]
Now when you smell that supper steam
Could be Stan in your dinner dream
Pig just grins
Takes one more bite
"Pan life’s tasty
" he says each night

[Chorus]
Big pig
Big pig
Chomps the man
That man’s name was Stan
Lived in a pan in the county of Japan
Big pig burps and he licks his hand (yeah)
Big pig
Big pig
Chomps the man
Poor pan-livin’ Stan
Legends grow wild in the county of Japan