TZIPPY

Verse 1
She quit her job, now rules the web
SEO brain, fully fed
Cauliflower smoothies, violently green
She swears it’s delicious — I’ve never been the same

Chorus
She works 9–5, hits the gym at dawn
I’m still in bed… my snacks keeping me strong
Two sisters, same blood, different plans
One sweats it out… one writes songs about you!

Verse 2
She’s a minimalist — throws it all away
If it doesn’t spark joy, it’s gone that day
But buys a ton of clothes, stacks to the sky
Wears it once, still keeps it — she’ll never say goodbye

Peanut butter by the spoon, no shame
I eat candy like it’s my main
Clears a room in under a blink
Buys a ton of clothes… still keeps everything!

Chorus
She works 9–5, hits the gym at dawn
I’m still in bed… my snacks keeping me strong
Two sisters, same blood, different plans
One sweats it out… one writes songs about you!

Verse 3
Sharon rolls up, sparkly whites in the sun
“$30 each for the cleaning lady, alright?”
Filthy rich, owns the whole NYC
I’m still on the couch… eating ice cream, obviously

Chorus / Outro
She works 9–5, hits the gym at dawn
I’m still in bed… my snacks keeping me strong
Two sisters, same blood, different plans
One sweats it out… one writes songs about you!

UPBEAT, Male Vocals