Wang

Do Your Wang Hang Low?" (Parody Song) ?
[Chorus – Verse 1]
Does your wang hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o’er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
? Does your waaang… hang low? ?
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[Verse 2 – “Wang Stand High”]
Does your wang stand high?
Does it reach up to the sky?
Does it droop when it is wet?
Does it stiffen when it's dry?
Can you summon o'er your neighbor
With a minimum of labor?
? Does your waaang… stand high? ?
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[Verse 3 – “Wang Flip-Flop”]
Does your wang flip-flop?
Can you use it as a mop?
Is it stringy at the bottom?
Is it curly at the top?
Can you use it for a swatter?
Can you use it for a blotter?
? Does your waaang… flip-flop? ?
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[Final Chorus – Big Finish]
Does your wang hang low?
Does it shimmer, do it glow?
Can it dance upon a table?
Can it juggle, can it show?
Is it famous in the region?
Does it change with every season?
? Does your waaang… hang low? ?
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