Big Mamma Jane

[Verse 1]
Big Mamma Jane
Da bad mamma jamma
Got stains on her shirt
Still walks like a hammer

She’s cruel and dirty
Laughs when you gag
Got snacks in her purse
Old fries in the bag (uh-huh)

[Chorus]
Big Mamma Jane
Da bad mamma jamma (hey!)
She’ll clear a whole room
Still say “you’re welcome
Baby”
Farts on the couch like a victory banner
Big Mamma Jane
Da bad mamma jamma

[Verse 2]
Pre-men-oh-pause-all
She spells it out slow
“No touch
No kiss
Just pillows and a show”

No desire
Just
Headache and dreams
Fast-food receipts
Stuffed in the seats

[Chorus]
Big Mamma Jane
Da bad mamma jamma (oh yeah)
Minivan chaos
Old cups and pajamas
Crop-dust strut like a runway grandma
Big Mamma Jane
Da bad mamma jamma

[Bridge]
Minivan a mess
But she calls it “art”
Says “love me or leave
I’m a masterpiece of heart” (haha)

She don’t care what you think
Not a second glance
If you ride with Jane
You risk your pants

[Chorus]
Big Mamma Jane
Da bad mamma jamma (bad, bad)
She’ll gas up the crew
Then blame the dog on the camera
Cruel
Dirty queen of the family drama
Big Mamma Jane
Da bad mamma jamma