PpoPP

Balanced on a border of stout and snow,
Vodka breath, Guinness shits,
His words all go to and fro...
Like a blender on a bender… a real good mix.

He’s the piped piper of putin pan
His Metaphors hard to understand
What a man to have on a session
His turns of phrase will keep you guessing

His words are straight, but they come out bent,
Every proverb starts at the end,
The message arrives with its form reversed,
Metaphors doctored with last word first

He’s the piped piper of Putin pan,
Leading stories with a backwards plan,
Work to bike, the car to drive,
Gas on the foot, pulse on the finger,
Ribs stinger poking at your side,
A legend on the drink, so much fun,
At the end of a session he’s got a road for the one.

Final Chorus
He’s the piped piper of putin pan
His Metaphors hard to understand
What a man to have on a session
His turns of phrase will keep you guessing

Irish and Russian styles with fast punchy rhythm, Folk, Traditional Folk