Dalton’s Tummy

[Verse 1]
Dalton walks in late
Thinking he’s the man
Hat tipped low
Got a whole big plan

He talks that talk
Like he owns the floor
But he’s gripping his side
At the snack room door

[Pre-Chorus]
Trying to stay smooth
Trying to look proud
But his face goes pale
When he laughs too loud

[Chorus]
Dalton, Dalton
You so cool, you say
Dalton, Dalton
Then your gut won’t play
Ow, ow, ow
What’s that in your tummy?
Dalton, Dalton
Trying hard to be funny

[Verse 2]
He takes one bite
Then he takes three more
Now he’s pacing circles
On the break room floor

Taps that watch
Like he’s not in pain
But his stomach’s rolling
Like a summer train

[Pre-Chorus]
Trying to stay slick
Trying to play it fine
But he bends right over
At the punchline

[Chorus]
Dalton, Dalton
You so cool, you say
Dalton, Dalton
Then your gut won’t play
Ow, ow, ow
What’s that in your tummy?
Dalton, Dalton
Trying hard to be funny

[Bridge]
He gave that grin
Then he lost that grin
Asked for some water
Then he folded in

Not so tough
Not so chill
Now he’s making deals
With a ginger pill

[Chorus]
Dalton, Dalton
You so cool, you say
Dalton, Dalton
Then your gut won’t play
Ow, ow, ow
What’s that in your tummy?
Dalton, Dalton
Trying hard to be funny