Mr. Brosig’s Master Plan

[Verse 1]
Whiteboard shining
Markers in a row
Bell rings once
Then the ideas flow
He’s got slides
He’s got jokes
He’s got charts that dance
Every chapter in his head like a second chance

[Chorus]
It’s all in Mr. Brosig’s master plan
Every lesson landing
Yeah
He makes it stand
From the front row seats to the back row kids
We’re living in the legend of his lesson plans
(hey, hey)
We’re living in the legend of his lesson plans

[Verse 2]
Lunch break hero with his secret stash
Cheese Whiz can in a paper bag dash
Spreads it thick on a cracker throne
Says
“Great ideas need a kingdom of their own” (oh yeah)

[Chorus]
It’s all in Mr. Brosig’s master plan
Every lesson landing
Yeah
He makes it stand
From the front row seats to the back row kids
We’re living in the legend of his lesson plans
(hey, hey)
We’re living in the legend of his lesson plans

[Bridge]
He quotes star battles when the class looks tired
“Do or do not” and suddenly we’re wired
Rams cap tilted as he draws the play
“Teamwork on three
Bring your best today”
Then he’s chasing waves when the weekend hits
Salt in his hair
Grading papers in the wind

[Chorus]
It’s all in Mr. Brosig’s master plan
Every lesson landing
Yeah
He makes it stand
From the bright blue waves to the hometown stands
He’s writing every day in his own bold hand
(oh, Mr. B)
We’re living in the legend of his lesson plans